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Saya penggemar berat blognya Chris Charles di BBC. Chris Charles ini adalah seorang jurnalis sepak bola yang tulisannya cukup ringan, berkisar tentang cerita-cerita di sekitar lapangan. dan karena dia orang Inggris, wajar kalo yang dia tulis tentang klub-klub Inggris, mulai dari review pertandingan, kutipan-kutipan dari pelatih dan pemain, sampai chant-chant lucu yang muncul di tengah pertandingan. Sayang blog ini sudah dipensiunkan, keliatannya Chris Charles lebih suka nge-tweet, padahal koleksi quote dan chant-nya bagus sekali. Berikut akan saya tampilkan beberapa yang jadi favorit saya, dan sukses bikin saya ketawa guling-guling di kantor:

"Same old Terry, always cheating."
Blackburn fans after a foul by Chelsea captain John Terry.

Celtic fans: "Shall we sing a song for you?"
Arsenal fans: "Shall we score a goal for you?" Heard at the Emirates during the Champions League game.

"Tina, Tina, give us a wave!"
 Wolves fans take the mickey out of David James' 'Tina Turner' afro at Portsmouth. 
 

"Adebayor, Adebayor - he scores more than Berbatov, who cost a lot more. Adebayor, Adebayor, but when we sign Torres he's out of the door." Manchester City fans.

"Daddy, Daddy, help me out!"
Blackpool supporters to Preston manager Darren Ferguson in the Lancashire Derby at Deepdale. Sir Alex was in the crowd.

"Tell ya ma, ya ma,
To wipe away all your tears,
No trophies for 15 years,
Tell ya ma, ya ma."
Liverpool fans to Everton.

"You all came here to watch the Leeds."
The usual chants from the Leeds fans before kick-off at Swindon.
 "You all came here to watch the Town!"
Swindon fans 90 minutes later, after their 3-0 win.

"We want our Fergie time!"
Burnley fans on seeing the board indicate a minimum of three minutes added time at Old Trafford.

"Oh Nicky Bailey you're the love of my life, oh Nicky Bailey I'll let you (kiss) my wife, oh Nicky Bailey I want ginger hair toooooo!"
Charlton fans to the tune of 'You're Just Too Good To Be True'.

"Are you Sandra in Disguise?"
Following Darren Bent's penalty miss at White Hart Lane, referring to Harry Redknapp's wife. Last season, Redknapp said of Bent 'My missus could have scored that'.

"You've got to file, file, file, file, file for divorce.." 
Stoke fans away at Chelsea directed at Ashley Cole to the tune of her wife's Fight For This Love
 

"This is what it's like to be City,
"This is what it's like to be small.
"This is what it's like to be a team that wins nothing at all."
Man Utd fans give some back at Fulham while 3-0 down - to the tune of Inspiral Carpets' This Is How It Feels.

ooh, ada gak sih football chant versi Indonesia? sayang TPI dan Global Tv saya kurang jernih, gak bisa ikut mantengin lagu-lagu semacam ini.